By Morenike Nie Smith
The prelude to a kiss then comes the touch, what have you, then the oohs and the aahs! My God did I just do that (I love him/her, I hate him/her), peeps what is your rating on a scale of 1-10? I am terrible when I spoon, (size, perhaps?) incredible when I mount. Peeps, dungarees, I don’t have the body for. (Someone has got to do the dirty job!)
‘Sexperts’ have come up with the different types of sexual positions. If a study were to be carried out, different folks would like all sorts. (The Bazooka or the golden shower?) Are you amazed? Quick quiz – What makes a certain position preferred? Is it the fact that it is more comfortable than the other or more acceptable in society? Is it a case of, I paid; I will get what I want?
Truth be told, most consenting adults have attempted different sexual positions. The Missionary being the all time favourite (maybe for its versatility), ‘the wheel barrow’, ‘doggy style’, ‘Baban Riga’, and many other adventurous ones. You can even get sexual guides (all media); Karma Sutra, A-Z of sex, Men Are from Mars and women are from god knows where, etc, ‘edutaining’ (word alert) us on inhibitions, aphrodisiacs, most importantly, creative sex. These guides expose us to a new world of sexual adventure. Out of the boredom into the adventure they campaign. So if you decide to choose, choose your position wisely.
I for one have pondered on this for a long time, I had to ask questions. A lot of response has been provided. Women definitely have their preferences and so do the men folk. The missionary position is as old as prostitution itself. It is pro-creation personified. To the best of our knowledge, it can be argued that it was the only position known to man for a long time, before sexual deviance set in. One question though, does sexual deviance spurn from boredom? As sure as the sun rises from the east, I would not want to be caught up in the repetitive task of gratification on my back! (What if he/she is not good to look at?) Don’t get me wrong, I am not suggesting that sexual deviance be forte but I am sure even though other sexual positions are deviant by nature, with the right balance, even grounds will be reached.
Situation Uno! New entrants into the act think ‘Doggy Style’ is demeaning. (Don’t say this to Mr. Quickie) The argument is primarily the eye contact; you can’t be too sure what the other party thinks. If this were anything to go by, why is it universal? Is it the lack of commitment in many sexual relationships? Many men would have sex in the conventional position being the ‘missionary’ with their wives while the previous relationships or the ‘shorty’ on the side provides all other positions.
The truth is, Ronke if you don’t deliver, Patrick will take it from Ijeoma and believe me she loves the ride. What I am trying to say is Audu if she asks for the cunny, (lingus) you better give it or Okon would! Do you want to be trapped in a closet? Go figure.
When the missionary position becomes the only act that suggests love, then what hope do we have in terms of longevity? Longevity in relationships, marriage, friendships, or whatever realm of sexual involvements that may exist out there, clandestine or socially acceptable. There has to be adventure. It’s the key. If you are squeamish, straitlaced or prudish with your person, chances are that someone will help you do it better. Baby! It’s time to lose your inhibitions. Who is to say that smut and purity cannot co-exist? Who is to say that he won’t do it eh? She needs it badly. Peeps get your freak on with your partner or someone will plant in fallow land. Guys, tongue tickle her feminity, Babes, suck that dingo silly.
Yep! Our former perception of perfect sexual love is shattered. Even as a straight beans and potatoes woman, I am sure you will agree with me that too much of it is actually an expression of boredom! (My principal point of view) In the one eyed world of boredom, adventure is king. Baby! Make everything useful, even the washing machine. Talk to somebody. Rent an unfurnished apartment. Hey! This time, it might be 10 weeks instead of ‘9 1/2 weeks’, and then you can send her some roses instead of ‘wild orchids’. So which is it? Mission Impossible or all the way??
Photo Credit: Simon Watson
33 comments
Hi, you just said the truth,not to be bored,you ask for it everytime,doggy style is my best and i give it to my wife the way i want it and she does not complain because i am a long lasting duracell man.
i give to them from back
too much information mr duracell and very disgusting truth wise
@Magarita, I think you envy mr. duracell. I think he’s endowed. U only need to like him. He might be generous also.
any style would do buh am a srs fan of b.j
doggy style
any style
Cowgirl
I hate such act (adultery or fornication) because it is a sin against God.
I do all d styles cos my guy is insatisfiable. Doggy, 360, Back, 90. BJ. Etc i love it
You too Much. Na only You with all this Styles? I go need training ooooooo.
d doggy style goes for me with little of the missionary style cos i like seeing the pothole how it expands when i pop in my rod. hahahahaha
really u do all styles i will like to hv a practical with u ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
My girl alwyz complain dt my ‘JOHN’is 2big 10’9
doggy style…
horse ride style.
any stlye dependin on d atmosphere bt i go 4 doggy it is d best ever
i like it from the back, it gives deep penetration.
really any style can do depending on the atmosphere.but doggy is the best.
seems d doggys have it……….lol
i don’t like what you are talking about we men because of the state of mind now is not at rest.
God bless u, but stop saying such a thing again
for God tell everything about any body.
tell me the true
If i think she deserves it, I’ll let her ride me. That way my abuna penetrates as deep as possible and, becaause she is facing me, I can suck the hell outta her boobs so that she cums really hard and long. Kerching!!!!
i love when am on top bcos it will make go driv him crazy and mad he will come and come and came hahahaha
real issue here menh!
how do you want it?
How do you feel?
Answer those questions and decide how to position urself for the maximum pleasure.
uuhhhmmmm ahhh ooohhhhh!!
I love the back side style cause it makes my behind come out big
for me is any style,beaucose my girlfriend is like sex,but she have no exp to hving sex,but prcticing her to how to do sex,…
but my its good doggy style,sex,sex,sex,hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm deliciuse,hmmmmmmmmmmmm ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Sorry for the huge review, but I’m really loving the new Zune, and hope this, as well as the excellent reviews some other people have written, will help you decide if it’s the right choice for you.
its Doggy style cos its very easy to penetrate
I like it doggy,as in pumping her frm behind and slapping da ass till she begs…….oyeahhhhhhh
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