The 10 things that will happen if D’banj becomes president

When the koko lands in Aso Rock, these are what you should expect from him.

1. His campaign slogan would have been ‘I’m D’banj or Skibanj like my Jamaican friends call me.’

2. Koko Mansion season 2 will return. Because every president should have a first lady

3. NBC will ban all Kanye West songs. He’s at fault for D’banj’s struggles

4. He’ll give Don Jazzy a state pardon. But Dr Sid will be banned from Aso Rock. And JJC

5. In fact, Aso Rock will be renamed ‘Koko Rock’

6. He will finally tell us what the koko is

7. School children will learn how to play the harmonica. Ministry of Education will make sure of that

8. Akon will have permanent residence in Nigeria. He’s feeling the nigga

9. The presidential fleet will be full of Ferraris and Lamborghinis

10. He will appoint a Presidential Stylist. Let’s be real, Bangalee can dress

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