Idris Okunyele, a.k.a Bobrisky, the latest Nigerian internet sensation who’s been giving us something to talk about for the past few months, yesterday broke the internet when he made a cash withdrawal of N7m and posted every bit of it on his Snapchat.
First, let’s break it down for you.
Sometime last week, Bobrisky told us he’d been gifted with a post-dated cheque of N6m by his billionaire bae. And while we were all busy speculating on how real that was, he took to the bank yesterday to make a cash withdrawal of N7m.
Trust Nigerian twitter to go in.
Hol’up hol’up! Wasn’t it 6 million naira yesterday?
They gave bobriskyy 6million naira post dated cheque but he cashed 7million pic.twitter.com/nCIVt4KlFl
— Tosin ❣ (@SABA_LEE) August 22, 2016
We’re all confused, but who cares? He sha withdrew big money
And some of us are busy getting pant and hanky from bae
Bobriskyy outchea getting 7Million Naira “catched” money from bae but all I ever got from my bae is boxers n hanky! pic.twitter.com/eqhZpSMO0r
— Ferdinand (@Burmese_Tyga) August 22, 2016
What is all this injustice?
Some were busy analysing his English
Only Bobriskyy will pronounce a word that starts with H with an H-Factor…and then shoki some ‘r’ somewhere inbetween.
— Spartacus (@SuperKunle) August 22, 2016
Who English epp???
The real issue is, who is this mysterious bae?
Bobriskyy says every time he goes out, plenty people toast him but Nigerian men swear they aren’t gay & they hate gay guys
— ✨ (@Chidinma_xo) August 22, 2016
According to Bobrisky himself, he’s a well-known personality.
Wait, who y’all thinking at this point?
If you analyze this according to Quantum Nigerianness Theory, Bobrisky’s Bae is probably the person who suggested 14 years for homosexuality
— Sugabelly (@sugabelly) August 22, 2016
Some were not afraid to mention names
What if bobrisky’s bae is Buhari
— Aderiyike (@_lartee) August 22, 2016
Ah! What if???
At this point, every big man is Bobrisky’s unrevealed bae.
Anyway, the smart ones among us focused on the more important things … like how many banks did Bobrisky withdraw this 7 million Naira from?
– Bobrisky parked in front of Diamond bank, showed us an Eco bank official and showed us bills wrapped in GT paper. pic.twitter.com/FmHHgOubmm
— Trouble (@NikkiHolmes_xx) August 22, 2016
Omnipresent Bobrisky!!
Hahan Bobrisky
Because of you, First bank featured Eco bank,Gtbank and Diamond bank
Only you Omnipresent
Bae gang pic.twitter.com/wQ9FQXPMo6— Mo (@Sandymonajj) August 22, 2016
While we were jejeli enjoying the drama surrounding the suspicious cash withdrawal, somebody came out of nowhere to spoil the fun for us.
I just got online now to learn that Idris Okuneye (bobrisky or whatever he calls himself) has been lying about and hurting my friends image.
— Mahmood Saka (@sakamahmood) August 22, 2016
Idris Okuneye is nothing but a liar and impostor who is out to get famous by peddling lies against innocent people. I am going to expose him
— Mahmood Saka (@sakamahmood) August 22, 2016
Idris Okuneye bobrisky is currently living in a boys quarters in Lekki Phase I, this is a matter of fact.
— Mahmood Saka (@sakamahmood) August 22, 2016
Jesus!!! Boys WHAT?
The current occupant of the main building is my friend. Bobrisky was passed over to him as occupant of the BQ by the previous landlord.
— Mahmood Saka (@sakamahmood) August 22, 2016
Abeg abeg, your story does not add up!
4matic is not beans
@sakamahmood you think sey 4matic Na beans ? pic.twitter.com/edhg0ynB05
— Big Daddy✨ (@dharmieKING) August 22, 2016
Don’t say pim!
@sakamahmood pic.twitter.com/rRopodiiPZ
— Mad Eye Moody (@TheIvuoma) August 22, 2016
He sha owns a Benz!
@sakamahmood but he owns a benz
— Edidiong Charles (@Bonguss) August 22, 2016
Some of us are here to defend him. See your mouth like Bobrisky does not have money. Have you eaten today?
Bobrisky never hurt anyone, he’s entertaining people and I don’t see a problem with that. Worry about what you’ll have for breakfast
— Papi (@KingUcheOdoh) August 23, 2016
Please let him entertain us in peace
I like 2 think of Bobrisky as a new-age master storyteller. A poor man’s fever-induced version of Kim Kardashian, making us keep up with him
— Edwin Madu (@DwinTheStoic) August 22, 2016
Go and kee yourseffff!!!
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