Genisees 39:
7: And it happened that after all these happenings, his master’s wife started eyeing him. One day, she went to wear the new lingerie her husband bought for her and went to Josef’s room and said, ‘Oga, make we lamba.’ And she brought out a Rough Rider condom.
8: But Josef had just lost N1million inside the just-crashed MMM. And he said, ‘Madam, please stop shey bee! Besides, I cannot come and eat inside my Oga’s agbalumo.’
9: ‘Oga has given me everything I need. It won’t be fair.’
10. But she tried to talk him into it. Day after day. But Josef was a very stubborn young man.
11. But one day, the two of them were alone in the house. Nobody else was at home.
12: And she sneaked in, wearing only her underwear, and grabbed Josef from the back begging, ‘I’m cold. Please give it to me now. I want it now. Take me here and now.’ But Josef ran outside, but in the process, his singlet tore.
13-15: And as a deceitful woman, when she saw that part of his singlet tore in her hands, and he had taken to his heels, she began shouting ‘Rape! Rape!! He wanted to rape me oooo!!! It was when I was struggling with him that his singlet tore in my hands.’
17-18: And when her husband came back home, she told him her made-up story.
19: When Chief Potifaar heard his wife’s side of the story, he didn’t bother to call Josef and ask him what happened. He dived headlong, eyes closed into conclusion.
20: So, he used his connection to call the DSS to pick Josef up and they had him locked up in Kirikiri.
21: And he wasn’t even charged to court.
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This is the fourth in the 21st Century Bible Reading. You can read the first, second and third readings.
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