Jamaican athlete Usain Bolt recently ran 9.81 seconds in the Rio Olympics men 100m final to win a record third consecutive 100m Olympics gold medal.
But, what are the nine things you can also do in nine seconds or less?
1. Do a Quickie
Especially for those who get too excited by the prospect of having one. And there’s absolutely no need to undress for a quickie. In and out, that’s all it’s about.
2. Steal a kiss
But don’t go and ‘steal’ one with someone else’s boo. I’m not even here.
3. Inhale and exhale smoke
Because if you’re inhaling for too long, you must have something against your lung.
4. Steal meat
That moment no one’s around, especially the mother, and you’ve been longing for that piece of meat you spotted earlier.
5. Take a selfie
Unless you use a really slow phone (a slow phone can’t be smart), it’s become too easy to snap a selfie. Ask the ladies.
6. Tell a lie
Excuse me, OBO? Stop it!
7. Unhook a bra
After a long day, you can’t just wait to unhook and ease up.
8. Flash your bae
9. Give a ‘deeper life’ hug
You must be wondering what is a ‘deeper life’ hug? Check this
No Fields Found.This is called the “Deeper Life” spacious hug. Only done by good Christians in #Nigeria. Shmmmmh. #NationalHugDay pic.twitter.com/1KCgXOEFJH
— GOU Tweets (@GeorgeUwaifo) January 21, 2016
