There’s no reason to be undecided about the perfect gift for that special woman in your life. Or women in your life because men are scum.
I’m sorry if all you have ever received from her is singlet and boxers but maybe you just need to get her more thoughtful gifts so that she can put in a lot of consideration when getting you gifts too.
This list is made up of gifts that she may actually need, so she’d be all the more grateful for them. Who knows what she’d reward you with? *cue lascivious and mischievous wink and eyebrow wagging*
1. An annual supply of pads, tampons and panty liner
Yes, pad and panty liners! Why? These things cost a shit load of money, trust me.
If you ensure that she won’t spend a sizeable amount on feminine hygiene products for a whole year, she’s going to be over the moon.
2. Lingerie
Please do you know how difficult or almost impossible it is to get bras that fit perfectly? It is a serious struggle.
Get her some luxury lingerie that are not only sexy, but fit perfectly and watch her eyes light up with joy.
Now she can model it for you later and make your own eyes light up with joy.
3. Perfume
You know what they say; look good, smell better. There are few things more beautiful than a woman who smells absolutely divine.
Get her nice fragrances that keep heads turning in her direction, knowing her own head belongs on your chest at night.
4. Shoes
There is no such thing as too many shoes and you can’t go wrong with shoes.
Gift her a beautiful pair of shoes and watch her walk towards you excitedly.
5. Driving lessons
If your woman can’t drive, please send her off to driving school today.
It’s an important skill that everyone above 18 should have and if she doesn’t have it, show your love by registering her to take driving lessons.
6. Books
This is the best thing to give a woman who loves reading, obviously. Find out her favourite author and get her books by that author. Even better when you get the books autographed.
If she isn’t crazy about books, get her a book that addresses an area she is deficient in. If her sex game is wack, buy her kama sutra, if she can’t cook worth a damn, buy her a cookbook.
Either way, it’s a win-win.
7. A spa appointment
Everyone knows that everything Nigeria is trying very hard to kill us all.
Grant your woman reprieve by having her get a full spa treatment so that she can glow like the diamond that she is.
Moreover, a full massage will leave her body supple and pliant for one or two things.
8. Let her be great you this man
The best gift you can give to a woman whose heart you’re toying with and whom you have no good intentions for is to leave her the hell alone so she can find her real king.
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