‘If to say na just me’, as 2face Idibia sang in ‘Only Me’, he would be the Nigerian leader by default.
We are here, yet we have still imagined him leading us all from Aso Rock. Here are the things he would do as Nigeria’s president.
1. He will legally change his name to 2baba
2. He will move the FCT to Festac
3. And Makurdi will be the second capital
4. He will build an amusement park in the presidential villa. As per father of many
5. And it will be crime to make a joke like that
6. But as a man of the people, everybody will be welcome at Aso Rock
7. He will get Blackface a duplex. Make the bros sef hol’ something
8. Annie will get extra security. For obvious reasons
9. Maybe they will get Rumors a better car to chase their debtors
10. His barber will move in with him. That head must always shine
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