By Osagie Alonge
Despite critics’ disapproval, Tonto Dike has gone ahead to release her debut singles; kicking off her music career.
The controversy magnet announced her interest in music a while ago, promising to release singles, despite pleas from concerned fans and pundits. And it’s what we feared it would turn out to be – full of crap.
Ms Dike should know where her strength lies – whatever it is, it’s certainly not singing with a cracked, croaky and coarse voice.
Both songs ‘Get high’ and ‘Itz ova’ featuring dancehall act Synpa certainly don’t cut it, making a struggling Omotola (and even One logo logo line Genevieve!) sound like Beyonce.
The almighty auto-tune voice enhancer only worsens Miss Dike’s disastrous attempt.
This attempt (if it could) scores a minus…
Listen to both tracks below…
[audio:http://thenetng.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Get_High.mp3|titles=Get_High]
[audio:http://thenetng.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Tonto-Dikeh-Itz-Ova.mp3|titles=Tonto-Dikeh-Itz-Ova]
8 comments
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I totally agree wit U̶̲̥̅̊ . Could not even finish listening τ̅☺ †ђξ songs before i deleted †ђξm. I don’t want to imagine wat ϑ rest of †ђξ songs will sound like.
tonto this is absolute garbage……u suck……..even incredible hulk can’t stand your ultrasonic sound waves from ur song. tonto d tonto…………i just blame the sound engineers and producer….they couldn’t advice you…….i didn’t even here a thing from that song all i could here was “I wanna get high for all of you” what kinda crap is that? if you like get high till ur nose bleed……what our business please save us 5-7 minutes of that carp and act some movies where you gonna be Unclad or sumtin that will sell more………..Toto dickle…………no originality….ur wack……music is neva ur tin…….stick to what you know……..and don’t waste peoples time…. with ur noise that even Autotune couldn’t save……D voice even confuse the autotune…..
This is serious setback, plz stop this and get on track tonto dikeh. U got more talent than this song of alien u called music.
I couldn’t believe it, my system restart when listening to this music, what a wack voice, the producer and the director should have stopped you before proceeding the spread of virus.
That awkward moment when a DJ
Plays Tonto DIKEH’S song at a Funeral & the dead person wakes up to change the Track then dies again.
A friend of mine listens to this very song last week and i can tell you that the system has gone beyond repair as a result of the virus the system contacted from the song. But thank be to God that i have anti-virus software.
I’m praying to God not to have a sleepless night or else She (TONTO DIKE) will be held responsible. she is a musical person not a musician PLS.
Tonto, please ignore all these haters. This has to be one of the best debut i’ve heard from any Nigerian artiste. Perfect beat, perfect synchronisation of voice over rhythm, even with the obvious autotuning. You will definitely go places in your music career; i have no doubt about it. look at these songs as a stepping stone to greater heights; i see several awards in your future, once the world catches up with your innovative type of music. Ride on babes. Bye; i need to go hustle for my next fix of crack-cocaine.