As a man, you’ve probably met a lot of women in life and seen that they can be classified into different categories.
But how about when you’re in a relationship and you can’t seem to understand your woman for the kind of person she really is.
Here is a shortlist of the types of girlfriends.
1. The broke bae
She is always asking you for money and loves you more when she gets credit alerts from you and has her (internet, cable TV, gym and/or spa) subscriptions renewed on a regular.
2. The gold digger
Unlike the broke bae who loves you, this woman here absolutely has no love for you; zero, zilch, not even the faintest hint of Cupid’s arrow.
The only arrow you’ll get from this girl is the one aimed only at your assets; your money, your house, your car… everything that glitters in your life, she wants them. All but your love. And she’ll suck you dry till there is nothing left, at which point she’ll leaves.
3. The horny bae
This is the kind of girl that needs to have sex every time, everywhere. Hope you can keep up, otherwise she’ll be seeking satisfaction from anyone available.
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4. The independent bae
The lady that doesn’t need your money. Rather, she spends on her man, you. All she needs is your true love.
5. The fetish bae
She is into so many strange and fetish things and because she is always planning evil, better not cheat on her. Otherwise, that feeling when it seems you’re being stabbed but can’t see who’s stabbing you? That’s her, somewhere quiet, stabbing a doll and watching you suffer the effect on a mirror or calabash full of water.
6. Unconditional bae
The kind of girl that loves you 100%. She only exists in fantasy.
7. Runs girl
If you’re still calling her bae, you are on your own. Whatever hits you, please take it like a man.
8. The paranoid bae
The girl that always believes you are cheating on her with anyone ranging from someone she doesn’t believe is your relative to a customer care agent at any one of the telecom companies.
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