The official EFCC account on Twitter has to be one of the most hilarious pages ever!
Maybe it’s the ironical fact of such a serious organization having an incredible sense of humour that makes it funnier.
But we cannot get over its sarcastic, witty tweets. They get all of us rolling every single time!
Two days ago, someone accused them of being too childish, here’s how they replied to that:
We’re only about 14 years old Rita. Luckily we have age on our side and the strength and zeal to burn off some saccharine. #WeFightForYou https://t.co/D6SHPaRBVS
— EFCC Nigeria (@officialEFCC) February 13, 2017
Yesterday being Valentine’s day, the handle went on an emotional rant, talmabout the love of their life that it adored.
It started with..
I know I am just a handle but I have feelings too.
— EFCC Nigeria (@officialEFCC) February 14, 2017
It then went on and on about this virtuous woman who was almost perfect, from the description, using words like ‘aesthetic wonder’, ‘teacher’, ‘mentor’, ‘king’s hand’ and several other accolades to describe this wonderful love of his.
After getting everyone all geared up, waiting for the name to be revealed, all we got was ‘she is a woman’ *sobs*.
It was eventually revealed that the thread had only been a way of creating awareness for an upcoming event, ‘Nigerian Women Against Corruption’. After all, ‘what would we be without the love of a woman?’
There was the time another Twitter user who was a little irritated by the overly playful nature of the account wondered what they were established for.
Trust EFCC to not let that one slide.
Congratulations Ola. You have just won yourself 10 copies of the #EFCC Establishment Act. Please visit us #EFCCNearYou to claim your prize. https://t.co/g1ywgCA6z0
— EFCC Nigeria (@officialEFCC) February 11, 2017
The account also enjoys taking jabs at Manchester United and its fans.
Oh that’s easy. If you’re a United fan, just 6. https://t.co/UJIhNpeEDZ
— EFCC Nigeria (@officialEFCC) February 12, 2017
We love you too. A look at your header indicates you used your 6th sense in locating the 4th FC tweet. Intriguing intuition. Thumbs up. https://t.co/D0PbRJabVr
— EFCC Nigeria (@officialEFCC) February 10, 2017
Making jokes about Wizkid songs? That’s easy
It is a tad difficult to concentrate once ojuelegba comes on. https://t.co/JCD0HztfqC
— EFCC Nigeria (@officialEFCC) February 11, 2017
It even watches ‘Narcos’, guys!
Ok Pablo. As long as you’re ready for what happened in season 2. https://t.co/Q8xHV99c3Z
— EFCC Nigeria (@officialEFCC) February 7, 2017
Also replies every tweet because everybody matters.
We don’t reply every irrelevant tweet. We couldn’t, even if we wanted to but we are replying this one because everybody matters. https://t.co/9x4gICLdbu
— EFCC Nigeria (@officialEFCC) February 12, 2017
And when it was queried about being up too late, the reply was…
Sleep is the cousin of death. A man must do his job as best as he can; for as long as he can. https://t.co/CbxU2mEcmK
— EFCC Nigeria (@officialEFCC) February 10, 2017
Here’s what it had to say to the guy who was wondering how to catch a night bus to Vegas
Iyana Ipaja. Just a little after the roundabout. https://t.co/LJZM3tk3Mi
— EFCC Nigeria (@officialEFCC) February 5, 2017
The account also gives good advice…
If you feel like you aren’t where you ought to be in life, make sure to keep your hands doing something positive until destiny finds you.
— EFCC Nigeria (@officialEFCC) February 12, 2017
Sometimes with a bit of humour
Please avoid a fraudulent and dishonest life. Posterity will judge you; right after the courts do their bit.
— EFCC Nigeria (@officialEFCC) February 10, 2017
But making us laugh shouldn’t be the job of the EFCC you might say. Well…
If na laugh go make pessin cooperate, we go help am laugh out stolen funds. https://t.co/WRodIzhUqc
— EFCC Nigeria (@officialEFCC) January 31, 2017
Dear whoever is running this account, call me. I want to be friends.
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