Self-acclaimed Nigerian barbie Bobrisky is not known to have the best command of the English language and reading his captions can be hilarious.
His (or is it her?) latest Instagram flossing involved some talk of being protected by policemen- or something of that nature.
‘Am not their mate Bobrisky is classy, and intelligent,’ Bobrisky says. ‘Am on top of my game no time for shit. I have three securities two policemen ‘guilding’ my house. I don’t make friends cos I don’t need them’.
Nice one sir. Or ma. Or whichever it is.



