By Oluwole Leigh
It has been brought to my attention that some disgruntled individuals are angry about the choice of the Most Venerable Alhaji Wasiu Jibola Ayinde as Officiating Musical Minister during the May 29 Handover Ceremony. They have come online to say the choice of music did not fit the occasion.
Pray tell, what did you expect them to play – Funmi Aragbaiye or Panam Percy Paul?? Did you expect them to bring the Disneyland ensemble to come and sing the ‘Frozen’ soundtrack?
I know these people. Their lives are so intertwined with dissatisfaction that enjoyment is haram. You will see them in clubs always fighting with the Deejay and claiming he is not playing their favourite songs. Deejay will play the so-called ‘favourite’ song and they will start taking selfies. You will find them in church standing still like an erection whenever praise is going on. No movement, no dancing, no twerking. They are waiting for the worship part. They only ‘do worship’ because that is when they can lift up their well-manicured hands to the heavens.
Someone that grew up in Ibadan cannot come and form Handel Messiah for us. Continue with your act. If you were that exposed, shouldn’t you have been able to tell that Chocolat Royal’s ice cream was maggot-infested? Okay Mrs Kariaye, what is the musical difference between C Sharp and D flat? – No answer abi?
Let me make this very clear to these individuals. The moment you voted for change, you voted for Fuji music. You will hear Fuji for the next 4 years till you explode.
Please note that Dr. Wasiu Ayinde Anifowoshe aka Arabambi aka K1 the Ultimate aka KWAM1 aka King of Boys aka Oluaye Fuji is ready to extend a hand of friendship to these individuals if they so desire.
In closing I will leave you with some words of Wisdom from Apostle Abass Akande Obesere J.P – ‘Omo yodie seyin ferefe……..’ #endofSundayRant


