By Oluwole Leigh
GUNNERS
APPLICATION FORM FOR RETURNING MEMBERS
Pass Mark: 95. Answer all questions
SECTION 1: INTRODUCTION
1. Name…………………………………
2.You started following Arsenal because of…
a. Kanu Nwankwo
b. Thierry Henry
c. Frustration
3. What club did you leave us for?
a. Dry Gin Club
b. Caretaker Coach Club
c. Dracula Biters Club
d. Too Much Money Club
4. Why did you leave?
a. Because I am stupid
b. Because I am foolish [1 point]
SECTION 2: WHILE YOU WERE AWAY
1. Did you pick up any Venereal disease in your current club?
a. Yes
b. No
2. What is chasing you back to Arsenal?
a. Tired of biting
b. No Champions League next season
c. Tired of people calling you Dry Gin
d. Arsene Wenger’s sexy beach pictures [1 point]
1. After Sanchez, whom do you want us to buy next?
a. Messi
b. C. Ronaldo
c. Neymar
d. Enyeama +Emenike+AhmedMusa + Onazi+Asamoah Gyan
2. Should we employ Louis Van Gaal as our Goal Keeper Coach?
a. Yes
b. No
SECTION 4: REPENTANCE
1. In order to prove my loyalty, I have a…
a. Letter from Pastor
b. Letter from Imam
c. Letter from T.B Joshua [1 point]
2. If I ever live Arsenal again, I will…
a. Lose my Erection
b. Go bald [2 points]
a. ……………………….. is the best
b. ……………………….. is the greatest
c. I love you …………………………………
d. I love you ………………………………… [15 points]
4. What names did you call Arsene Wenger before leaving us?
a. Oloriburuku
b. Nwira
c. Oloshi
d. Mahaukachi
e. Onye ala
f. Dan banza
g. Onye Abaghi Ulu [40 points]
5. Complete the following sentence with your choice(s) in question 4
My Father is …………………………………… [40 points]
