Major international collaborations, Sony deal in the bag, new music coming soon according to him … is Wizkid not even president already? And here are the things Starboy president turned Nigerian president will do when he steps into Aso Rock.
1. He will compose all our nursery rhymes
2. He’ll make a statue of his mum inside Aso Rock
3. He will call the Canadian Prime Minister and force The Weeknd to stop calling himself Starboy
4. All of us will start dressing like homeless people
5. EFCC will investigate Linda Ikeji
6. Chris Brown will move to Nigeria. The bromance cannot end like that
7. He’ll have an official blunt roller
8. Surulere will become a tourist attraction
9. Afrikan Shrine too
10. And Ojuelegba will become our national anthem
