Thanks to social media, which gracefully helped Kermit the Frog from being just a loveable Muppet to the mascot for Internet shade — and thanks to a new meme, his social media reign is only just beginning.
Evil Kermit’s reign on social media has involved posts like these
*Bae asked what do I want to eat*
Me: I want chicken alfre-
Me to me: tell him you don’t know pic.twitter.com/lmBsgjDTsA— Kai (@_Makilaa) November 15, 2016
me: i finally got paid again
me to me: now spend it all on food pic.twitter.com/1xLuilumdM— ugh (@ugh) November 17, 2016
Me: wow I’ve got the whole day to study today
Also me: Well since you have the WHOLE day you might as well just chill now and start later pic.twitter.com/t4hWdD4WCr
— Satnav (@TheHijabinator) November 16, 2016
While Kermit will likely continue sipping tea for years to come (… but that’s none of my business), lately, the Internet has been focused on a more evil side to the tiny puppet.
WATCH: Where the ‘Kermit the Frog’ memes came from
Reportedly started by Twitter user @aaannnnyyyyaaaa, the new meme features a screenshot from Kermit talking to his enemy and lookalike Constantine, along with a relatable joke about what our internal monologue looks like when we’re battling it out with our darker instincts.
Here are just a few of the funniest evil Kermit memes so far.
Relationship struggle
me: don’t get too attached this time
me to me: start planning the wedding pic.twitter.com/pKiM8uC2KM
— julian (@frihoele) November 19, 2016
Is this you when trying to study?
Me: Aight I’ll start studying at 7
Me to me at 7:01- you missed your chance…start at 8 pic.twitter.com/kOW4C34mdX
— Daniel (@MyFavsTrash) November 17, 2016
Then the Twitter struggle too…
my mind: i need to log off twitter and get back to work
me to me: tweet about it pic.twitter.com/Lz8FIJyAPQ— vote bs (@jeoncrack) November 17, 2016
When you do the dishes and leave the pot out
me: I should really just wash this pot and done
me to me: let it soak pic.twitter.com/Baj0ElaMWs
— ♡♡♡ (@trishanaindira) November 16, 2016
Whatever shade, the glow must be
me: I already have 5 lipsticks in this shade
me to me: But this one has different undertones pic.twitter.com/ULZ3kIcLJV— MAKEUP✨ (@glowkit) November 16, 2016
Then you should buy it
Me: I’ve done nothing productive today, plus i have two essays and an exam to study for
Me to me: Get some rest, you’ve earned it pic.twitter.com/M4FKnfmEA6
— Loose Hendrix (@DorianKeene) November 14, 2016
Really though, what have you done to earn the rest? Lol.
Another relationship struggle
Me: “It’s not even worth it. I’m letting it go.”
Me to me: “Get petty” pic.twitter.com/r8Q8R6Elsm
— Vanecia (@vaneciaruiz) November 15, 2016
Start a fight, shout, yell!
Me: Wow things been going really good between me and him
Me to me: catch an attitude for no reason pic.twitter.com/ggFwxvQMxX
— (@Wavvvvvvvy) November 17, 2016
Live the BMF life
Me: I’m so happy I’m saving money
Me to me: Now spend all of it pic.twitter.com/ZYxFhLr88j
— FREDDY (@FreddyAmazin) November 9, 2016
Go out with friends, have the time of your life
*ice accidentally drops in kitchen*
Me to me: kick it under the fridge pic.twitter.com/etdCVssnnX
— Ricebagovich (@RiceBag94) November 11, 2016
Just like Craig did in the movie ‘Friday’
me: sees a fluffy dog
me to me: steal him pic.twitter.com/XuJFCBi7st— anya (@aaannnnyyyyaaaa) November 6, 2016
FYI this is the Twitter handle that supposedly started the double Kermit meme.
Always be prepared
Me: I’m only meeting him to chill
Me to me: shave your pussy just incase pic.twitter.com/yqt1whQ3yb— . (@adetasie) November 14, 2016
Well, you never can predict these things…
Indulge!
Me: I just finished my workout I should eat something healthy
Inner Me: Eat a full pizza, you earned it pic.twitter.com/pobWbweJpp
— WEIGHT ROOM (@WElGHTROOM) November 21, 2016
Me : I only got 5 dollars on my card and we have food back at the hou…
Also me : Swipe pic.twitter.com/Rs3m7MPOT5
— Howieazy (@HowiEazy) November 16, 2016
Damn!
me: im having a good day so far
also me: text a boy that doesn’t care about you pic.twitter.com/vFcxV3moLg
— SON OF A CAPRI (@carinahsieh) November 16, 2016
Let Karma rule
“It’s ________ birthday”
Me: Let me go tell them happy birthday real quick.
Also me: Did they tell you happy birthday? pic.twitter.com/ek9dWkZexf— Java✨ (@_ApplaudJava) November 15, 2016
Another life struggle.
But then, a lot of other social media users have created these two-side Kermit memes on their own and we can say ours are just some of the best you’ll find online.
Time to cheat
One more episode
Evil symbiosis
