Five sex moves that are actually bad for you

By Lanre Salami

These are five moves that can be bad while having sex with your partner.
Shower sex:
This is a tricky one, because we want it to work so badly. It always starts out hot, but when you get into the actual logistics, it can get awkward fast.
First, all of that water is going to wash away any natural wetness, instantly. Then you’ll notice that whoever isn’t under the shower will be freezing. And finally, you realize that you really need to clean your shower walls because of those slippery tiles.Ugh, just hand us a towel.
Sex at your parents’ house:
It seems hot in a taboo way, but really, it’s just weird and risky. You’ll end up being awkwardly silent and wishing like hell you had taken down that ridiculous Titanic poster in your old bedroom decades ago.
Sex in a pool or hot tub:
We know it’s tempting, but your gyno will tell you otherwise. Three words: Urinary Tract Infections. Getting it on in the water makes you way more susceptible to UTIs and STDs. Not to mention a condom can’t withstand the chlorine from pool water.
Him holding you while standing:
There’s no question it’s hot for your partner to scoop you up while you’re having sex. The problem here is that they’re slightly afraid of dropping you and you’re seriously afraid of falling. Also, this one is really all on him—aside from wrapping your legs around him and holding on tight, there’s not much can you contribute here.
Hooking up in the bar bathroom:
Because sneaking away from the crowd to get it on is so hot, right? Wrong. That bathroom is terrifying and cramped for one person—let alone two. Plus, you don’t want to touch anything, so you would need to have the balance of a Cirque du Soleil performer to pull this off. Call a cab and head home to your bed.