Ahem. Welcome back.
I’m sure some of y’all are already expecting me to be talking about how I have lost it.
Sorry, haters, here’s some white wine in your faces!
I am typing this from the set of my new show.
big gyal for real.
One second, the Director is saying something funny. I need a little time to laugh.
You know, since I got on this set, I have learnt you laugh different when you have a job.
It is a laughter of security. You do everything different sef; you smile different, laugh different, talk different and even fart different.
As for the latter, your fart is loud. And when it is loud, you don’t feel embarrassed or nothing. People ignore you. You know, they know you’re important and stuff.
Wait, my phone is ringing.
Hello?
Oh wait, the Exec. producer of this show wants to see me? Why?
You’ll know when you get there.
Okay, this is really interesting. The woman does not even use to send me normally. Now she wants to see me? I hope nobody has gone to pour sand inside my garri because I will kill somebody’s child.
I am walking there now, gingerly. I am expecting anything.
What I do not expect when I enter is the Exec producer getting head from the lead Actor.
They’re both shocked. So am I. But you know your girl, I got over it before anyone else.
And I snap the fuck away.
Because, guys, I’m on the way to becoming a mega star.
I am so riding on this shit.
Who can believe my luck?
Boma!
But I’m already gone. I will decide what to do with this material later.
Imagine people who say honeymoon is a phase?
They clearly don’t have my life. See you guys, next week.
Lol, this would be good.
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