When your balls are sticking to your leg and you try to casually adjust them through your pocket.
Only guys know this logic.
When you get an accidental boner during meetings or class.
E ma koba mi!
When you’re busy jerking it and you hear keys jingling in the door.
Oh, wait. I hope I locked the door.
When you’ve already come but your partner keeps on sucking.
Kuku kill me!
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When you finish and fall asleep almost immediately but your partner isn’t done yet.
Look at this one.
When you try to lean so you can see bae’s face while getting a BJ.
You have me for life!
When you’re at a nice dinner but your balls start to itch…
WTF!
…so you do a little chair shuffle and see if that helps.
And does it work?, Well…
When you’ve had too much to drink and it’s just not rising to the occasion.
I’m sorry bae, maybe not tonight.
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When bae is telling you that you were great but you know it was way too quick.
I don’t even know what to say.
When you try a move that you saw in porn but it doesn’t quite work out.
Scam
When there’s a line for the urinal and people are taking way too fucking long.
The person inside had better die there!
When you sit on the toilet and your penis accidentally touches the inside rim.
CHAiii!!!
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Or when the water splashes up while you’re pooping and it gets on your penis.
What have I done to deserve this?
When you’re trying to pee in the morning and your boner will NOT go down.
Who else understands this struggle?
When you’re reading the condom wrapper very carefully to see if it expired.
I can’t come and go and enter one chance
When you’re getting an HJ but it’s a little too dry…
…but it’ll work.
Don’t rush it babe 😉
Ooh yeah.
And there it is!
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