Opinion: 10 ways to know if a guy is gay

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By Adeyemi Falade

denrele1 — For most Nigerians, tight jeans, and an effeminate character is all that defines a gay guy. Photo: Instagram

For most Nigerians, tight jeans, and an effeminate character is all that defines a gay guy, which is far from being accurate…See Jussie Smollett.
So we’re going to give you 10 fool proof ways to know if a guy is gay. And if they are wrong, don’t blame us, blame twitter…We’re only trying to help.
1. Crushes on ladies with little or no boobs

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2. If he likes any word that rhymes with butt hole

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3. He has ever googled Caitlyn Jenner

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4. If he doesn’t get goosebumps when he hears the UEFA Champions league theme song

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5. He likes Iyanya

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6. If he’s not in the beard gang

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7. If he watches Telemundo or Zee World

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8. If he can’t steal to buy a PS4 or worse still, doesn’t like video games

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9. If he speaks English with his ‘hommies’

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10. If he can’t dance without ‘droppin low’ or twerking

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This post first appeared on Star.ng

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