There has never been anything like the search engine called Google.
You can type in the most random term and something, most likely a photo, will pop up to explain what it means – which is nice.
Except if it’s any one of these 11 things. The hint is in the headline – we already told you they were terrible so be warned.
1. Elephantiasis
It’s an infection that most Nigerians think affects only the feet but actually can strike any part of the body.
2. Skin conditions
You don’t even have to specify which one.
3. De-gloving
Remember when Hakeem Kae Kazim‘s character was chopping people’s arms off in Blood Diamond?
That’s all.
4. Lemon Party
It is NOT about Beyonce‘s Lemonade.
5. Two girls and one cup
This clip is old, yet still terrible enough to tramautise anyone stupid enough to search for it.
6. R Bud Dwyer
Most Nigerians will want their politicians to do what this American lawmaker did, not just on live television.
7. Child porn
Do we need to say how disturbed anyone who does this is? You belong to jail forever. And hell fire after that.
8. Krokodil
No, it’s not a misspelling of ‘crocodile’.
10. Bedbugs on your mattress
*insert crying emojis here*
10. Calculus Bridge
Don’t feel bad if you played truant in your math class; this is not an algebra quiz.
11. Death Clock
This will simply tell you the day you will die. Who wants to know that?
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