10 things you can buy instead of the new Super Eagles jersey in this recession

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This what it the new jersey looks like. Credit: NFF

The 2016/17 Super Eagles jersey has been unveiled by Nigerian Football Federation (NFF) and it’s selling online for N29,000.

While many Nigerians have said the price is NOT befitting, here are 10 other things you can buy for the same price to stay happy in this recession.

1. A metallic rechargeable fan with standby led light

Who says heat won't let you sleep? — Have you felt the heat on the days it doesn’t rain lately?

2. A 0.9KvA SPG1200 generator

If you can't beat the, join them. Who no like better thing? Credit: Various — If you can’t beat them, join them. Who no like better thing? Credit: Various

3. 200 litres of fuel

Who says you can't survive without PHCN? Credit: Various — Who says you can’t survive without PHCN? Credit: Various

4. DStv subscription for 2 months

A Nigerian family watching TV. Credit: Various — Everyone can keep up with their shows on TV. Credit: Various

5. A decent smartphone

So you can connect with friends and family across world. Credit: Various

6. 3 haircuts from Tee Billz’s barber

It's just 6 weeks left for 2016 to end. Do the Maths. Credit: IG — It’s just six weeks left for 2016 to end. Do the Maths. Credit: IG

7. Goat to make Asun

What a delicacy! Credit: Various — The turn up will be lit! Credit: Various

8. 145 bottles of beer

Loves the beer — Life is good!

9. 116 packs of fruit juice

You have to stay happy to survive this recession. Credit: Various — Just in case you’re not the type into beer. Credit: Various

10. Or better still, use it to buy your Christmas and New Year’s Day outfits

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