Gaffar Tobi

When two friends work together for long without quarrel or fight, it's because one of them accepted to take on the role of a fool.

Small malaria....you have run to the UK... Small cough....UK ti ya Corona is around now and you are compulsory looking to the so-called health system that has been neglected for decades to save you....

God Bless the USA!

Sanusi talked passionately about educating almajiri and talakawas. Yet, whilst he was Emir, he built not even a single school for them. This is even as he spent billions of Naira renovating his palace. Money that could have built 500 schools for the talakawa he ‘loves’ so much!

When you spend time worrying, you’re simply using your imagination to create things you don’t want.

Hope it was a memorable one @andrewrobertso5https://twitter.com/LFC/status/1237655247700414464 …

Because we take Paracetamol for Malaria, Headache, typhoid, leg pain, sore throats. We even take paracetamol because it’s The last two tablets remaining and we want to sweep the packet awayhttps://twitter.com/newscientist/status/1237334606111703042 …

They hadn't seen someone pocket that much sterling since the great depressionhttps://twitter.com/UtdDistrict/status/1237658548835844097 …

If your partner is big on Joro Olumofin and Oloni's contents, you might be in trouble fam.

It’s not cool No be swag It doesn’t make cool , IT DOESN’T !! CRACK IS WACK

General @MBuhari has INTEGRITY? * What happened to @AishaMBuhari's ADC and his billions? * Who owns Ikoyi Apartment billions? * What happened Babachir? * Where did Yusuf Buhari get money for his multimillion power bike? * Why was NNPC’s $25 billion covered up? #BuhariTormentor

You'll ask for a BACK massage and this is what men will start doing 0.5 seconds into the massage.https://twitter.com/Diinox93/status/1219986570612289537 …

Man I miss being around a person that I have hella sexual chemistry with. That type that being out in public is inconvenient bc you both just wanna go home and fuck

Banks is being polite. Our Ambassador can barely stand and walk. Not his fault. Age. They should show compassion by resting him,and concern for our interests in the US by sending a younger,healthier and stronger person. Our flag has just dipped in the US.https://twitter.com/MrBanksOmishore/status/1220495893364969473 …

My advice for you all today is this: Invest on your bedroom. Make it a sanctuary. Make it smell like the place you want to run away to in your mind. Invest in a good mattress. Play with your lighting. Sage it regularly. Don’t let randoms in there.

I know a lot of young people in Nigeria who pay their own rent. 300K. 500K. 900K. Each year. No support from parents. Nothing! Y’all are the real superstars. Some of us with privileges don’t even know what we enjoy. Life isn’t as easy for so many people.