Nordstrand IF is a football club in Norway’s Fourth Division. Needless to say, they’re not any good. And their manager, Ole Vidar Toftesund obviously thinks they’re hopeless as he unveiled his grand plan to improve the club.
In a hilarious video he shared on Facebook, Coach Toftesund announced that he would like to obtain sperm from some of the world’s best footballers, including superstars Cristiano Ronaldo and Zlatan Ibrahimovic – and then impregnate his players’ girlfriends with the ‘gifted seeds’. He thinks the children would perform much better than his current crop.
Even if his plan is as rubbish as his players, you’ve got to give the man props for trying.