Buhari returned, lives have been lost over love, an apostle is embroiled in controversy and more.
It does feel as though this week has been longer than it actually was. Every single day brought with it a new type of madness that when you look back at it, you’re relieved that the week is finally over.
1. An Air Force officer murdered his girlfriend
Both of them were colleagues.
2. Apostle Suleman’s alleged lover Stephanie Otobo was freed from police arrest
And she sang like a canary.
Apparently the man of God was a cheerful giver. He reportedly bought Nollywood actress Daniella Okeke a house.
3. Then he blamed it all on ‘marine spirits’ and ‘demons’
“There r things when xtains hear..even some members of our church they r havin double minds,if they r in depts remove them”- Apostle Suleman pic.twitter.com/OnFpS7qCwB
— Kemi Ariyo (@d_problemsolver) March 16, 2017
4. Ekiti governor Ayo Fayose wouldn’t be left out
He blamed it on the APC.
5. Spoiled brats Davido and Hushpuppi engaged in a Snapchat beef that lasted only two days before they hugged it out
6. Snoop Dogg ‘killed’ US president Donald Trump in a music video
7. POTUS wasn’t having it
Can you imagine what the outcry would be if @SnoopDogg, failing career and all, had aimed and fired the gun at President Obama? Jail time!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 15, 2017
8. The Nigerian Senate refused to allow the Comptroller-General of the Customs Service appear before it because he wasn’t wearing a uniform
9. Tboss mentioned her private jet-owning toasters that she doesn’t pay attention to
10. The EFCC found an ‘abandoned’ luggage containing N49m at the Kaduna Airport
What is a recession?
11. Kogi State appointed Mercy Johnson as Special Assistant on Entertainment
As in, the Kogi State that hasn’t paid workers for three months.
12. Ah yes, President Buhari resumed back to work
This is after nearly two months looking a little worse for wear. Sai Baba!
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