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Posted on September 30 2009 , at 10:51 am
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Ama let you finish Taylor Swift I’m sorry, but Beyonce has one of the best videos of all time… of all time! – Kanye West

Kola Ayoola likes Kanye West – tantrum-throwing Kanye! Not Just because dude is one of the best rappers around; but because, thanks to his audacity at the VMAs last September, he’s been inspired to believe that Yar’adua may not be the worst thing that can happen to a nation after all. How about Robert Mugabe? Or Mobutu Sese Seko? Thanks to Mr West, Ayoola also thinks the greatest football club in the world is not Chelsea or Arsenal or Manchester United; but Eyimba!

Now, stop laughing – and enjoy the rest of his rant…

Ama let you finish Robert Mugabe I’m sorry, but President Umaru Yar’Adua has the most dormant governments of all time.

I’m a let you finish Floyd Mayweather I’m sorry, but Bash Ali is the greatest pound-for-pound boxer of all time

I’m a let you finish Pele. But George Finidi has the greatest football skills of all time!

I’m a let you finish Jamie Foxx, but Durella has the highest alcohol mishaps ever

I’m a let you finish Sony, but Alaba  International market has the most CDs produced ever

I’m a let you finish John D. Rockefeller; I’m sorry, but Aliko Dangote has the best monopoly of factors of production ever

I’m a let you finish Manchester United I’m sorry, but Enyimba is the greatest football club of all time. Of all time!

I’m a let you finish Jay-Z. I’m sorry, but D’banj is the greatest artiste-entrepreneur of all time

I’m a let you finish Rakim I’m sorry, but Mode 9 has the best hip hop album of all time

I’m a let you finish Barry White I’m sorry, but Dare Art Alade has the smoothest baritone voice of all time

I’m a let you finish Timbaland, but Don Jazzy has the best beats of all time

I’m a let you finish Madonna I’m sorry, but Onyeka Onwenu is the highest selling female artiste of all time

I’m a let you finish Mary J Blige I’m sorry, but Asa is the best Soul act of all time

I’m a let you finish Steven Spielberg I’m sorry, but Amaka Igwe is the best director of all time

I’m a let you finish Eminem I’m sorry, but MI is the highest selling rapper of all time

I’m a let you finish George Lucas I’m sorry, but Tunde Kelani has the highest selling individually distributed movie of all time

I’m a let you finish Titanic I’m sorry, but Jenifa is the highest selling movie of all time.

I’m a let you finish Harvard University I’m sorry, but University of Nigeria Nsukka is the greatest of all time

I’m a let you finish Backstreet boyz I’m sorry, but Psquare is the best pop group of all time

I’m a let you finish Mini me I’m sorry, but MI is the shortest showbiz personality in recent times

I’m a let you finish Eddie Murphy I’m sorry, but Ali Baba is the greatest stand up comedian of all time

I’m a let you finish Kate Moss I’m sorry, but I Go Dye is the skinniest act ever

I’m a let you finish Lee Iacocca I’m sorry, but Femi Otedola is the greatest CEO of all time

I’m a let you finish Malcolm X I’m sorry, but Obafemi Awolowo is the greatest black visionary ever

I’m a let you finish Bishop TD Jakes I’m sorry, but Pastor Enoch Adeboye is the greatest evangelist of all time

I’m a let you finish Carlifonia I’m sorry, but Lagos is the centre of entertainment in the world

I’m a let you finish Hype Williams I’m sorry, but Clarence Peters is the best video director of all time

I’m a let you finish Michael Jordan I’m sorry, but Austin Okocha is the most popular sportsman alive

I’m a let you finish Zinedine Zidane I’m sorry, but Kanu Nwankwo is the greatest football player of the century

I’m a let you finish “Friends” I’m sorry, but Papa Ajasco is the greatest sitcom of all time

I’m a let you finish Seinfeld I’m sorry, but The Masquerade is the most popular sitcom ever

I’m a let you finish Paolo Maldini I’m sorry, but Joseph Yobo is the greatest defender ever

I’m a let you finish Marion Jones I’m sorry, but Mary Onyali is the best female athlete ever

I’m a let you finish Cristiano Ronaldo I’m sorry, but Segun Odegbami is the best right winger of all time

I’m a let you finish Al Pacino I’m sorry, but RMD is the greatest actor of all time

I’m a let you finish Drogba I’m sorry, but Rashidi Yekini is the strongest African striker of all time

I’m a let you finish Kenny G I’m sorry, but Kunle Ajayi is the best Saxophonist ever

I’m a let you finish Dark Knight I’m sorry, but Figurine is the biggest movie of the 21st century

I’m a let you finish Souljah Boy I’m sorry, but Eedris is the wackest rapper of all time

I’m a let you finish Phil Scolari I’m sorry, but Shaibu Amodu is the undisputed greatest flop of the coaching world

I’m a let you finish Guinness I’m sorry, but Shekpe is the best alcoholic beverage of all time!

I’m a let you finish Coca-cola I’m sorry, but Zobo is the best beverage of all time

I’m a let you finish Eminem I’m sorry, but MI is the best selling rapper ever

I’m a let you finish CNN I’m sorry, but Channels news is the best news provider ever

I’m a let you finish Souljah Boy I’m sorry, but Terry G has the trashiest lyrics of all time

I’m a let you finish Kentucky Fried Chicken I’m sorry, but Barcelos is the best eatery ever

I’m a let you finish President Barrack Obama I’m sorry, but Governor Fashola is the most effective political leader ever

I’m a let you finish Time magazine I’m sorry, but Tell is the greatest news magazine of all time

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