5 things that will definitely happen if Big Brother Naija holds in Nigeria

Posted on January 27 2017 , at 06:15 pm
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  • People think it is ridiculous that a show meant for Nigerians and featuring Nigerians is being produced in SA

Anger
The rage on social media since Sunday no be here

So, our ogas at the top in Nigeria are vexing because Multichoice decided to take the shoot of Big Brother Naija to South Africa while millions of Nigerians have been complaining on social media.

Uncle Lai Mohammed has said that an investigation would commence into the whys and hows of that decision. Issokay. Issorait.

There have also been several articles and opinion pieces by people who think it is ridiculous that a show meant for Nigerians and featuring Nigerians is being produced in SA. That too, issorait.

But if the dream of oga Lai and his miffed friends come true, here are the things we are certain will happen if the show is brought back to Naija.

1. PHCN will be PHCN

Nod phcn
That’s right, we will still ‘carry’ light

 

2. Accents will still fly up and down like Jet Lee’s kicks

Confused accent
Aunty, is that a Persian accent I am perceiving from your mouth?

 

3. There will still be plenty six packs on display

Swoon
Just enough to make the ladies swoon

 

4. The Twitter and Facebook armchair critics will still find something to talk about

Not-good-1
No…no…no…Why are the contestants seeing with their eyes? This is unacceptable!

 

5. NBC will still keep watch to make sure there are no explicit shower scenes

Watching-You-1
Don’t try a thing, we’re watching you closely

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