The 10 things that will happen if D’banj becomes president

Posted on October 12 2016 , at 11:26 am
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  • Say hello to President Kokomaster, a.k.a Bangalee.

D'banj at the 2016 Nigerian Entertainment Conference.
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When the koko lands in Aso Rock, these are what you should expect from him.

1. His campaign slogan would have been ‘I’m D’banj or Skibanj like my Jamaican friends call me.’

Skibanj

 

2. Koko Mansion season 2 will return. Because every president should have a first lady

Bonang could have been Kokolet number 1 of the Republic

 

3. NBC will ban all Kanye West songs. He’s at fault for D’banj’s struggles

D’banj was once signed to Kanye’s G.O.O.D Music

 

4. He’ll give Don Jazzy a state pardon. But Dr Sid will be banned from Aso Rock. And JJC

Mo’hits held sway back in the day mostly because of these two

 

5. In fact, Aso Rock will be renamed ‘Koko Rock’

Because, Bangalee’s here!

 

6. He will finally tell us what the koko is

And it better not be garri

 

7. School children will learn how to play the harmonica. Ministry of Education will make sure of that

As a role model, our children will learn his ways

 

8. Akon will have permanent residence in Nigeria. He’s feeling the nigga

Somewhere in Gwagwalada

 

9. The presidential fleet will be full of Ferraris and Lamborghinis

President toh bad

 

10. He will appoint a Presidential Stylist. Let’s be real, Bangalee can dress

 

 

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