With 62,000 followers that hang on to his every word, Joro Olumofin is Instagram’s ‘Agony Uncle’, dispatching sage advice to love lorn individuals who mail him their issues.
They’re a combination of the sad, weird and hilarious.
1. The girl whose boyfriend is addicted to anal sex
2. The one who used charm on her fiance and is now scared
I used charms.. Now he proposed to me… People who used it have been married for 10 years and more
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3. The married man whose wife is spending all their money on aso-ebi
4. The wife with a damp vagina and an empty bed
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5. The guy with the ‘baby toothbrush size’ penis
6. The babe who doesn’t know who she’s pregnant for
PART 1.. Don’t know who the father of my baby is
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7. The bride-to-be who’s worried about disclosing her body count
8. The good girl that made a very bad sex tape
She said I’m a child of the devil… I’m a good girl.. It was my first and last sex tape.. Help
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9. The guy who wants to impress a babe by taking her to a romantic spot with only N10,000
10. The wife who got gas cooker and yam for her birthday
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11. The wife who’s not a prostitute or hoe; just cheated on her husband with a minister at her church and now has STI
12. 43-year-old Obi Millions, who’s 5.5ft tall and wants a woman he’s taller than
You can call me Obi millions… I will give you 300k… I don’t want anyone taller than me 5 ft 5….
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13. And the job seeker who doesn’t care that everybody on here is looking for love