Arsenal head into their UEFA Champions League second leg round of 16 game against Bayern Munich tonight with a 5-1 deficit.
This isn’t the first time the London team has been in a similar position; in 2003 they lost 0-3 to Inter Milan in the first leg but shocked the Italian club with a stunning 5-1 away victory.
However, 2017 is different. Arsenal are dealing with rumoured player rifts along with the uncertainty of manager Arsene Wenger‘s future.
They say nothing is impossible in football but the following things are more likely to happen than for Arsenal to win by at least 4-o tonight.
1. President Buhari’s spokesperson declaring that they spoke on Facetime this morning
2. The dollar exchange returning to 500 naira
3. Bobrisky claiming ‘bae’ came to his housewarming after everybody had left
4. And telling us the house cost 300 million naira
5. Lagosians complaining about rain
Dear Lagos,
don’t you think its rather too early for flood season?
Yours Truly,
Flood victim— A G F Sambo (@SamBorotA) March 6, 2017
6. Lagosians vexing about power outage
This IKEDC guys are the worst. They announced there will be blackout for one month due to “major maintenance”. Fine!
— Ibukun (@joedalley) March 7, 2017
7. Donald Trump going on another Twitter rant
For eight years Russia “ran over” President Obama, got stronger and stronger, picked-off Crimea and added missiles. Weak! @foxandfriends
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 7, 2017
8. The entire housemates of Big Brother Naija featuring on ‘Jenifa’s Diary’
9. Arik Air delaying some people’s flight
We apologize for the delay in boarding, this is due to change of tyre – Arik #Nigeria I’ve not heard this excuse before, one hour delay
— #BringBackOurGirls (@rotexonline) February 26, 2017
10. Arsenal losing Alexis Sanchez at the end of the season